{"id":2005,"date":"2007-01-30T04:54:00","date_gmt":"2007-01-30T12:54:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/cahighways.org\/wordpress\/?p=2005"},"modified":"2007-01-30T04:54:00","modified_gmt":"2007-01-30T12:54:00","slug":"birthday-wishes-for-shutterbug93-2","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/cahighways.org\/wordpress\/?p=2005","title":{"rendered":"Birthday Wishes for shutterbug93"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>OK, Folks, you know the drill. Allright everyone, let&#8217;s gather in front of our large, 13&#8243;, Black and White TV set, and watch as a tall, lanky man in a khaki uniform strides out, introduces himself as <a href=\"http:\/\/www.tvparty.com\/lostlasheriff.html\" target=\"_blank\">Sheriff John<\/a>, and says: \u201cI know I\u2019m no Checkers and Pogo, and I don\u2019t know the tune for \u2018<a href=\"http:\/\/cahwyguy.livejournal.com\/136515.html?thread=456771#t456771\" target=\"_blank\">It&#8217;s your birthday the day you were born<\/a>\u2019. I hope this song will suffice instead.\u201d He pulls out a <a href=\"http:\/\/en.wikipedia.org\/wiki\/Bouzouki\" target=\"_blank\">bouzouki<\/a>, strums it, and says, \u201cThis is for you, <a href=\"http:\/\/shutterbug93.livejournal.com\/\" class=\"lj-user\">shutterbug93<\/a>\u201d:<\/p>\n<table>\n<tr valign=top>\n<td>My mother says that little girls are made of sugar.<br \/>\nHappy birthday! (Happy birthday!)<br \/>\nMy mother says my life will be a white, white ribbon.<br \/>\nHappy birthday! (Happy birthday!)<br \/>\nAnd all my tomorrows are waiting in a line<br \/>\nShimmering, glimmering, soon to be mine.<\/p>\n<p>My mother says, she looks at me and she remembers.<br \/>\nHappy birthday! (Happy birthday!)<br \/>\nShe envys with a love I\u2019m just about to see.<br \/>\nBut she was yesterday (she was yesterday)<br \/>\nAnd I\u2019m tomorrow (I\u2019m tomorrow)<br \/>\nHappy birthday (Happy birthday)<br \/>\nTo me!<\/td>\n<td>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;<\/td>\n<td>La, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la<br \/>\nHappy birthday! (Happy birthday!)<br \/>\nLa, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la<br \/>\nHappy birthday! (Happy birthday!)<\/p>\n<p>And all my tomorrows are waiting in a line<br \/>\nShimmering, glimmering, soon to be mine.<\/p>\n<p>My mother says, she looks at me and she remembers.<br \/>\nHappy birthday! (Happy birthday!)<br \/>\nShe envys with a love I\u2019m just about to see.<br \/>\nBut she was yesterday (she was yesterday)<br \/>\nAnd I\u2019m tomorrow (I\u2019m tomorrow)<br \/>\nHappy birthday (Happy birthday)<br \/>\nHappy birthday (Happy birthday)<\/p>\n<p><font size=\"-2\">[Happy Birthday from <a href=\"http:\/\/en.wikipedia.org\/wiki\/Zorba_the_Greek_(musical)\" target=\"_blank\">Zorba the Greek<\/a>, M&#038;L: Kander\/Ebb]<\/font><\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<\/table>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/tinyurl.com\/cb7k9\" target=\"_blank\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/pics.livejournal.com\/cahwyguy\/pic\/0002z019\" width=60 height=105 title=\"\"  align=\"Right\" hspace=5><\/a><font size=\"-2\">[I know, I know, you\u2019re expecting me to pimp the birthday poll. Well, I won\u2019t this week, because on Friday a new poll will be posted. I will, however, remind you that <b>tomorrow is <a href=\"http:\/\/tinyurl.com\/cb7k9\" target=\"_blank\">National Gorilla Suit Day<\/a><\/b>. This is the perfect day to get that gorilla in your life what he or she really deserves: A banana creme pie. Remember, if you can&#8217;t wear your gorilla suit to work, be <a href=\"http:\/\/cahwyguy.livejournal.com\/321418.html\" target=\"_blank\">like the president<\/a> and wear a business suit and eat a lot of bananas.]<\/font><br clear=right><\/p>\n<p>May all your tomorrows be great ones!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>OK, Folks, you know the drill. Allright everyone, let&#8217;s gather in front of our large, 13&#8243;, Black and White TV set, and watch as a tall, lanky man in a khaki uniform strides out, introduces himself as Sheriff John, and says: \u201cI know I\u2019m no Checkers and Pogo, and I don\u2019t know the tune for <a class=\"more-link\" href=\"https:\/\/cahighways.org\/wordpress\/?p=2005\">Read More &#8230;<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[39,1],"tags":[271],"class_list":["post-2005","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-birthdays","category-lj-xfer","tag-birthdays-2007"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/cahighways.org\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2005","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/cahighways.org\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/cahighways.org\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/cahighways.org\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/cahighways.org\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=2005"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/cahighways.org\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2005\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/cahighways.org\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=2005"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/cahighways.org\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=2005"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/cahighways.org\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=2005"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}