{"id":2003,"date":"2007-01-29T07:00:00","date_gmt":"2007-01-29T15:00:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/cahighways.org\/wordpress\/?p=2003"},"modified":"2007-01-29T07:00:00","modified_gmt":"2007-01-29T15:00:00","slug":"birthday-wishes-for-estherchaya-2","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/cahighways.org\/wordpress\/?p=2003","title":{"rendered":"Birthday Wishes for estherchaya"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>OK, Folks, you know the drill. Allright everyone, let&#8217;s gather in front of our large, 13&#8243;, Black and White TV set, and watch as a tall, lanky man in a khaki uniform strides out, introduces himself as <a href=\"http:\/\/www.tvparty.com\/lostlasheriff.html\" target=\"_blank\">Sheriff John<\/a>, and says: OK, Lunch Brigaders, today we have a special song going out to Ms. <a href=\"http:\/\/estherchaya.livejournal.com\/\" class=\"lj-user\">estherchaya<\/a> in honor of her special day. He pulls out his guitar, slicks back his hair in the manner of <a href=\"http:\/\/www.tmbg.com\/froMain.html\" target=\"_blank\">They Might Be Giants<\/a>, and starts singing:<\/p>\n<table>\n<tr valign=top>\n<td>You&#8217;re older than you&#8217;ve ever been<br \/>\nAnd now you&#8217;re even older<br \/>\nAnd now you&#8217;re even older<br \/>\nAnd now you&#8217;re even older<br \/>\nYou&#8217;re older than you&#8217;ve ever been<br \/>\nAnd now you&#8217;re even older<br \/>\nAnd now you&#8217;re older still<\/p>\n<p>Time is marching on<br \/>\nAnd time is still marching on<\/td>\n<td>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;<\/td>\n<td>This day will soon be at an end<br \/>\nAnd now it&#8217;s even sooner<br \/>\nAnd now it&#8217;s even sooner<br \/>\nAnd now it&#8217;s even sooner<br \/>\nThis day will soon be at an end<br \/>\nAnd now it&#8217;s even sooner<br \/>\nAnd now it&#8217;s sooner still<\/p>\n<p>You&#8217;re older than you&#8217;ve ever been<br \/>\nAnd now you&#8217;re even older<br \/>\nAnd now you&#8217;re even older<br \/>\nAnd now you&#8217;re even older<br \/>\nYou&#8217;re older than you&#8217;ve ever been<br \/>\nAnd now you&#8217;re even older<br \/>\nAnd now you&#8217;re older still<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<\/table>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/tinyurl.com\/cb7k9\" target=\"_blank\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/pics.livejournal.com\/cahwyguy\/pic\/0002z019\" width=60 height=105 title=\"\"  align=\"Right\" hspace=5><\/a><font size=\"-2\">[I know, I know, you\u2019re expecting me to pimp the birthday poll. Well, I won\u2019t this week, because on Friday a new poll will be posted. I will, however, remind you that you only have <b>two (2)<\/b> shopping days until <a href=\"http:\/\/tinyurl.com\/cb7k9\" target=\"_blank\">National Gorilla Suit Day<\/a>. This is the perfect day to get that gorilla in your life what he or she really deserves: A banana creme pie. Remember, if you can&#8217;t wear your gorilla suit to work, be <a href=\"http:\/\/cahwyguy.livejournal.com\/321418.html\" target=\"_blank\">like the president<\/a> and wear a business suit and eat a lot of bananas.]<\/font><br clear=right><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>OK, Folks, you know the drill. Allright everyone, let&#8217;s gather in front of our large, 13&#8243;, Black and White TV set, and watch as a tall, lanky man in a khaki uniform strides out, introduces himself as Sheriff John, and says: OK, Lunch Brigaders, today we have a special song going out to Ms. estherchaya <a class=\"more-link\" href=\"https:\/\/cahighways.org\/wordpress\/?p=2003\">Read More &#8230;<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[39,1],"tags":[271],"class_list":["post-2003","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-birthdays","category-lj-xfer","tag-birthdays-2007"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/cahighways.org\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2003","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/cahighways.org\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/cahighways.org\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/cahighways.org\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/cahighways.org\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=2003"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/cahighways.org\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2003\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/cahighways.org\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=2003"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/cahighways.org\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=2003"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/cahighways.org\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=2003"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}