{"id":191,"date":"2005-06-10T14:58:00","date_gmt":"2005-06-10T21:58:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/cahighways.org\/wordpress\/?p=191"},"modified":"2005-06-10T14:58:00","modified_gmt":"2005-06-10T21:58:00","slug":"meme-i-spy-because-its-friday","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/cahighways.org\/wordpress\/?p=191","title":{"rendered":"(meme) I Spy, Because It’s Friday"},"content":{"rendered":"

Snarfed from talonvaki<\/a>: From your vantage point in front of the computer, you spy, with your little eye…<\/p>\n

    \n
  1. Something that is red<\/i>:
    \nThe border of the June page of     my Red Cars\/Yellow Cars calendar<\/a>
    \nThe security monitor triangular sign.<\/p>\n
  2. Something that is shiny:<\/i>
    \nThe picture of my wife.<\/p>\n
  3. Something that is ugly:<\/i>
    \nThe stains on my credenza.
    \nMy carpet.<\/p>\n
  4. Something that is made of wood:<\/i>
    \nThe credendza my computer is on.
    \nMy door1<\/sup><\/p>\n
  5. Something that is sharp:<\/i>
    \nMy rapier wit.
    \nAn exacto knife.<\/ol>\n
    1<\/sup> “O is for Office. My office has a wooden door, or else I’d work a whole lot more”
    \nDatamation, many many years ago.<\/font><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

    Snarfed from talonvaki: From your vantage point in front of the computer, you spy, with your little eye… Something that is red: The border of the June page of my Red Cars\/Yellow Cars calendar The security monitor triangular sign. Something that is shiny: The picture of my wife. Something that is ugly: The stains on Read More …<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[33,1],"tags":[34],"class_list":["post-191","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-memes","category-lj-xfer","tag-memes-quizzes"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/cahighways.org\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/191","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/cahighways.org\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/cahighways.org\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/cahighways.org\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/cahighways.org\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=191"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/cahighways.org\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/191\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/cahighways.org\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=191"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/cahighways.org\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=191"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/cahighways.org\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=191"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}