My daughter just called me into the bathroom to kill a spider. As I killed it, I sang:<\/p>\n
(grabs TP)
\nThe Itsy-Bitsy spider went up the water spout
\nOut came the T P and snuffed the spider out
\n(drops TP into toilet)
\nDown went the spider, cir-cle-ing the drain.
\nThe Itsy-Bitsy spider, won’t be seen again.<\/p>\n
Yes, I can be silly sometimes.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
My daughter just called me into the bathroom to kill a spider. As I killed it, I sang: (grabs TP) The Itsy-Bitsy spider went up the water spout Out came the T P and snuffed the spider out (drops TP into toilet) Down went the spider, cir-cle-ing the drain. The Itsy-Bitsy spider, won’t be seen Read More …<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[47,76],"class_list":["post-1636","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-lj-xfer","tag-humor","tag-nsshere"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/cahighways.org\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1636","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/cahighways.org\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/cahighways.org\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/cahighways.org\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/cahighways.org\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1636"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/cahighways.org\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1636\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/cahighways.org\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1636"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/cahighways.org\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1636"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/cahighways.org\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1636"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}