{"id":1620,"date":"2006-09-09T07:42:00","date_gmt":"2006-09-09T14:42:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/cahighways.org\/wordpress\/?p=1620"},"modified":"2006-09-09T07:42:00","modified_gmt":"2006-09-09T14:42:00","slug":"birthday-wishes-for-barelyproper","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/cahighways.org\/wordpress\/?p=1620","title":{"rendered":"Birthday Wishes for barelyproper"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>OK, Folks, you know the drill. Allright everyone, let&#8217;s gather in front of our large, 13&#8243;, Black and White TV set, and watch as a tall, lanky man in a khaki uniform strides out, introduces himself as <a href=\"http:\/\/www.tvparty.com\/lostlasheriff.html\" target=\"_blank\">Sheriff John<\/a>, and says: OK, Lunch Brigaders, today we have a special song going out to Ms. <a href=\"http:\/\/barelyproper.livejournal.com\/\" class=\"lj-user\">barelyproper<\/a> in honor of her special day. He pulls out his guitar, slicks back his hair in the manner of <a href=\"http:\/\/www.tmbg.com\/froMain.html\" target=\"_blank\">They Might Be Giants<\/a>, and starts singing:<\/p>\n<p><!--more You're older than you've ever been \/ And now you're even older--><\/p>\n<table>\n<tr valign=top>\n<td>You&#8217;re older than you&#8217;ve ever been<br \/>\nAnd now you&#8217;re even older<br \/>\nAnd now you&#8217;re even older<br \/>\nAnd now you&#8217;re even older<br \/>\nYou&#8217;re older than you&#8217;ve ever been<br \/>\nAnd now you&#8217;re even older<br \/>\nAnd now you&#8217;re older still<\/p>\n<p>Time is marching on<br \/>\nAnd time is still marching on<\/td>\n<td>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;<\/td>\n<td>This day will soon be at an end<br \/>\nAnd now it&#8217;s even sooner<br \/>\nAnd now it&#8217;s even sooner<br \/>\nAnd now it&#8217;s even sooner<br \/>\nThis day will soon be at an end<br \/>\nAnd now it&#8217;s even sooner<br \/>\nAnd now it&#8217;s sooner still<\/p>\n<p>You&#8217;re older than you&#8217;ve ever been<br \/>\nAnd now you&#8217;re even older<br \/>\nAnd now you&#8217;re even older<br \/>\nAnd now you&#8217;re even older<br \/>\nYou&#8217;re older than you&#8217;ve ever been<br \/>\nAnd now you&#8217;re even older<br \/>\nAnd now you&#8217;re older still<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<\/table>\n<p>Have a great one, Ms. Proper! You deserve it!<\/p>\n<p><font size=\"-2\">[Please remember, if you fill out <a href=\"http:\/\/cahwyguy.livejournal.com\/322219.html\" target=\"_blank\">the <b>updated poll<\/b> in this posting<\/a>, I can make sure you get the birthday song you want. You should also note that LJ has updated their profile mechanism: you can now enter your birth day and month, but have it hide the specific year (while still providing it to LJ for statistical purposes). So, for those of you with no birthday information in your profile&#8230; go <a href=\"http:\/\/www.livejournal.com\/manage\/profile\/\" target=\"_blank\">update it now<\/a>.]<\/font><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>OK, Folks, you know the drill. Allright everyone, let&#8217;s gather in front of our large, 13&#8243;, Black and White TV set, and watch as a tall, lanky man in a khaki uniform strides out, introduces himself as Sheriff John, and says: OK, Lunch Brigaders, today we have a special song going out to Ms. barelyproper <a class=\"more-link\" href=\"https:\/\/cahighways.org\/wordpress\/?p=1620\">Read More &#8230;<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[39,1],"tags":[173],"class_list":["post-1620","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-birthdays","category-lj-xfer","tag-birthdays-2006"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/cahighways.org\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1620","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/cahighways.org\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/cahighways.org\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/cahighways.org\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/cahighways.org\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1620"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/cahighways.org\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1620\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/cahighways.org\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1620"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/cahighways.org\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1620"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/cahighways.org\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1620"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}