{"id":1595,"date":"2006-08-25T06:44:00","date_gmt":"2006-08-25T13:44:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/cahighways.org\/wordpress\/?p=1595"},"modified":"2006-08-25T06:44:00","modified_gmt":"2006-08-25T13:44:00","slug":"unreliable-alarm-clocks","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/cahighways.org\/wordpress\/?p=1595","title":{"rendered":"Unreliable Alarm Clocks"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>You know, when I set my daughter to go off at 6:00am, I really wish she would go off at 6:00am. I don&#8217;t appreciate her going off at 4:30am, 4:45am, and 5:00am.<\/p>\n<p>[Those that have heard her throat-scratching noise will understand what I&#8217;m talking about]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>You know, when I set my daughter to go off at 6:00am, I really wish she would go off at 6:00am. I don&#8217;t appreciate her going off at 4:30am, 4:45am, and 5:00am. [Those that have heard her throat-scratching noise will understand what I&#8217;m talking about]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[76],"class_list":["post-1595","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-lj-xfer","tag-nsshere"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/cahighways.org\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1595","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/cahighways.org\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/cahighways.org\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/cahighways.org\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/cahighways.org\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1595"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/cahighways.org\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1595\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/cahighways.org\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1595"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/cahighways.org\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1595"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/cahighways.org\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1595"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}