{"id":1491,"date":"2006-07-10T13:02:00","date_gmt":"2006-07-10T20:02:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/cahighways.org\/wordpress\/?p=1491"},"modified":"2006-07-10T13:02:00","modified_gmt":"2006-07-10T20:02:00","slug":"who-writes-these-headlines","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/cahighways.org\/wordpress\/?p=1491","title":{"rendered":"Who Writes These Headlines?"},"content":{"rendered":"

Washington Post: Well-Paid Benefit From Economy<\/b><\/a>
\nNo shit! What do you expect: “Economy booms. Poor do great. Businessmen lose their shirts.”<\/i><\/p>\n

The Futon Critic: George Stroumboulopoulos named Host of ABC’s ‘The One’<\/a><\/b>
\nYou know, I remember the days when actors would shorten<\/u> their professional names.<\/i><\/p>\n

New York Times: N.Y. Building Collapse Is Blamed on Gas Explosion<\/a><\/b>
\nTwo words. Mongo. Beans.<\/i><\/p>\n

CNN: Congress having trouble passing anything<\/a><\/b>
\nTwo words. Mongo. Beans.<\/i>
\nAlternate responses: (1) One word. Metamucil; (2) Gee, I always knew Congress was full of…<\/i><\/p>\n

Los Angeles Times: Senate to Hear Detainee Issue After Recess<\/a><\/b>
\nAnd the teacher said they could play dodgeball too!<\/i><\/p>\n

SJ Mercury News: Newlyweds registering for dollars, not presents<\/a><\/b>
\nBut I can never seem to get that $100 with the serial number I want.<\/i><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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