{"id":1439,"date":"2006-06-19T07:00:00","date_gmt":"2006-06-19T14:00:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/cahighways.org\/wordpress\/?p=1439"},"modified":"2006-06-19T07:00:00","modified_gmt":"2006-06-19T14:00:00","slug":"l-a-s-finest-and-unnatural-positions","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/cahighways.org\/wordpress\/?p=1439","title":{"rendered":"L.A.&#8217;s Finest and Unnatural Positions"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>This morning, at 5:00am, just after I had assembled breakfast, I noticed two flashlights poking around my front door. Curious, I was moving to turn on the light when the doorbell rang. I was greated by two L.A.P.D. officers, who asked, pointing to the street, &#8220;Is this your car?&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>Looking through my not-quite-awake eyes, I see some squarish-shape. Thinking it is a van, I say, &#8220;No, it&#8217;s not.&#8221;. They say, &#8220;But it&#8217;s registered to you.&#8221;. I go and investigate.<\/p>\n<p>Someone had tipped my car (a 1999 Honda Civic DX) onto its side (specifically, they appear to have picked it up from the curb and tipped it onto the driver&#8217;s side). It looked square because I was looking at the bottom. Our neighbor across the street had called it in; evidently four teenage boys did it around 4:15am (I get up at 4:50am). <\/p>\n<p>I&#8217;m still in shock.<\/p>\n<p>All I can guess is that it was some sort of grad-prank. There was no other vandalism to the car. Supposedly, a similiar gang had been tipping over trashcans a few months ago. I never had things like this happen in our old neighborhood &#8212; perhaps slime like this only go in the nicer neighborhoods.<\/p>\n<p>AAA has been called; the car has been righted and is being towed to the shop. My wife says there is minimal side damage, other than the mirror. They&#8217;ll need to verify the frame is OK, and that the engine hasn&#8217;t been mucked up by fluids. Insurance should cover this, although I&#8217;m sure we&#8217;ll be out a deductable.<\/p>\n<p>Oh, that&#8217;s right, happy Monday morning.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>This morning, at 5:00am, just after I had assembled breakfast, I noticed two flashlights poking around my front door. Curious, I was moving to turn on the light when the doorbell rang. I was greated by two L.A.P.D. officers, who asked, pointing to the street, &#8220;Is this your car?&#8221; Looking through my not-quite-awake eyes, I <a class=\"more-link\" href=\"https:\/\/cahighways.org\/wordpress\/?p=1439\">Read More &#8230;<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[242],"class_list":["post-1439","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-lj-xfer","tag-car-tipping"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/cahighways.org\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1439","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/cahighways.org\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/cahighways.org\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/cahighways.org\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/cahighways.org\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1439"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/cahighways.org\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1439\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/cahighways.org\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1439"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/cahighways.org\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1439"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/cahighways.org\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1439"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}