{"id":1357,"date":"2005-04-24T14:57:00","date_gmt":"2005-04-24T21:57:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/cahighways.org\/wordpress\/?p=1357"},"modified":"2005-04-24T14:57:00","modified_gmt":"2005-04-24T21:57:00","slug":"come-an-listen-to-a-story-bout-a-man-named-mo","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/cahighways.org\/wordpress\/?p=1357","title":{"rendered":"Come an&#8217; listen to a story \/ &#8217;bout a man named Mo"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Well, after looking around a while, I finally found <a href=\"http:\/\/www.sitcomsonline.com\/sounds\/thebeverlyhillbillies-1.mp3\" target=\"_blank\">a suitable MP3<\/a> of <a href=\"http:\/\/www.sitcomsonline.com\/sounds\/thebeverlyhillbillies.wav\" target=\"_blank\">the Beverly Hillbillies Theme Song<\/a>? Alas, it wasn&#8217;t the instrumental one I had before. Why did I need this? Simple: To use the following song during the narration:<\/p>\n<p><center><b>The Children of Israel!<\/b> [by the Koszegi Hillbillies, (c) 5760]<\/center><\/p>\n<table>\n<tr valign=top>\n<td>Come an&#8217; listen to a story<br \/>\n&#8217;bout a man named Mo,<br \/>\nA Hebrew child raised<br \/>\nby the daughter of Pharaoh,<br \/>\nAn&#8217; then one day<br \/>\nan Egyptian beat a slave,<br \/>\nAn&#8217; Moses stepped in,<br \/>\nthe Hebrew for to save&#8230;<br \/>\n<i>(Struck the guard, killed him dead!)<\/i><\/p>\n<p>Well, the next thing you know,<br \/>\nol&#8217; Mo is all a-feared.<br \/>\nThe Hebrews said,<br \/>\n\u201cMo, run away from here!\u201d<br \/>\nMo decided Midian<br \/>\nwas the place he oughtta be,<br \/>\nAnd there he stayed,<br \/>\ntill he saw a burnin&#8217; tree\u2026<br \/>\n<i>(God, that is&#8230; boomin&#8217; voice, majesty.)<\/i><\/p>\n<p>God told Moses<br \/>\nto go an&#8217; tell Pharaoh,<br \/>\n\u201cTime has come<br \/>\nto let my people go!\u201d<br \/>\nPharaoh just laughed, said,<br \/>\n\u201cYou tryin&#8217; to pull my leg?\u201d<br \/>\nSo Mo raised his staff,<br \/>\nand God brought down the plagues\u2026<br \/>\n<i>(Blood, that is&#8230; frogs an&#8217; lice, hailstones.)<\/i><\/td>\n<td>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;<\/td>\n<td>Ten plagues in all,<br \/>\nand the last was really bad:<br \/>\nSlayin&#8217; of the first-born,<br \/>\nand Pharaoh was a dad.<br \/>\nHe said to the Hebrews,<br \/>\n\u201cGo on!  Get away from me!\u201d<br \/>\nSo they loaded up their matzah<br \/>\nand they headed toward the sea\u2026<br \/>\n<i>(Red, that is&#8230; mighty wide, no way across.)<\/i><\/p>\n<p>Pharaoh got all crazy<br \/>\nand decided to attack.<br \/>\nMo raised his staff,<br \/>\nand the waters, they drew back!<br \/>\nThe Hebrews walked through,<br \/>\njust as dry as they could be,<br \/>\nAnd Pharaoh&#8217;s army chased \u2019em,<br \/>\nbut were covered by the sea\u2026<br \/>\n<i>(Drowned, that is&#8230; chariots, riders, too)<\/i><\/p>\n<p>The Mo&#8217;s sister Miriam,<br \/>\nshe began to sing,<br \/>\nAnd the womenfolk danced<br \/>\nas she played the tambourine.<br \/>\nOnce we were slaves,<br \/>\nbut now we are free,<br \/>\nAnd in every generation<br \/>\nwe recall our history\u2026<br \/>\n<i>(The Children of Israel!)<\/i><\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<\/table>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Well, after looking around a while, I finally found a suitable MP3 of the Beverly Hillbillies Theme Song? Alas, it wasn&#8217;t the instrumental one I had before. Why did I need this? Simple: To use the following song during the narration: The Children of Israel! [by the Koszegi Hillbillies, (c) 5760] Come an&#8217; listen to <a class=\"more-link\" href=\"https:\/\/cahighways.org\/wordpress\/?p=1357\">Read More &#8230;<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[465],"class_list":["post-1357","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-lj-xfer","tag-pesach"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/cahighways.org\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1357","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/cahighways.org\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/cahighways.org\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/cahighways.org\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/cahighways.org\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1357"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/cahighways.org\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1357\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/cahighways.org\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1357"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/cahighways.org\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1357"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/cahighways.org\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1357"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}