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Meme #2 is our dessert, prepared by <\/a> patgund<\/b><\/a>, consisting a delighful piece of fresh memefruit. This is just too good to resist, although I made one slight change.<\/p>\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n
The No-Hassle Day Planner for the Clinically Insane by MilesToGo13<\/font><\/a><\/font><\/th>\n<\/tr>\n
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This morning, you should…<\/span><\/td>\nset your bed on fire, to exorcise the evil demon spirits that made you dream about doing bad things, like setting your bed on fire.<\/span><\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
Then, after lunch…<\/span><\/td>\npretend that you are a mime on a busy street corner, and push anyone who seems to be enjoying your show into traffic.<\/span><\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
Dinner will consist of…<\/span><\/td>\nthe souls of all those who do not acknowledge the true scope of your dark power, with scones.<\/span><\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
Afterwards, you set off into the evening to…<\/span><\/td>\nfind out how many things in your local supermarket will fit inside your nose.<\/span><\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
At the height of your madness, you will call<\/span><\/td>\n<\/a> gf_guruilla<\/b><\/a><\/span><\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
And the two of you will proceed to…<\/span><\/td>\ndo dozens of shots of that thick blue liquid usually used to clean combs, then spend the rest of the night alternating between vomiting and talking about how much you love each other.<\/span><\/td>\n<\/tr>\n

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Meme #2 is our dessert, prepared by patgund, consisting a delighful piece of fresh memefruit. This is just too good to resist, although I made one slight change. The No-Hassle Day Planner for the Clinically Insane by MilesToGo13 Username This morning, you should… set your bed on fire, to exorcise the evil demon spirits that Read More …<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[33,1],"tags":[34],"class_list":["post-1269","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-memes","category-lj-xfer","tag-memes-quizzes"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/cahighways.org\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1269","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/cahighways.org\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/cahighways.org\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/cahighways.org\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/cahighways.org\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1269"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/cahighways.org\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1269\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/cahighways.org\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1269"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/cahighways.org\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1269"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/cahighways.org\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1269"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}