{"id":1268,"date":"2005-03-11T12:01:00","date_gmt":"2005-03-11T20:01:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/cahighways.org\/wordpress\/?p=1268"},"modified":"2005-03-11T12:01:00","modified_gmt":"2005-03-11T20:01:00","slug":"meme-tell-me-about-yourself","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/cahighways.org\/wordpress\/?p=1268","title":{"rendered":"(meme) Tell Me About Yourself"},"content":{"rendered":"

Our first lunchtime meme, prepared by <\/a> mortuus<\/b><\/a>, consisting of pasta in a meaty meme sauce.<\/p>\n

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TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF – The Survey<\/i><\/b><\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
Name:<\/td>\nDaniel<\/b><\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
Birthday:<\/td>\nJanuary 21<\/b><\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
Birthplace:<\/td>\nInglewood, California<\/b><\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
Current Location:<\/td>\nEl Segundo, California<\/b><\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
Eye Color:<\/td>\nBrown<\/b><\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
Hair Color:<\/td>\nDark Brown<\/b><\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
Height:<\/td>\n5′ 6″<\/b><\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
Right Handed or Left Handed:<\/td>\nLeft (I’m a very sinister person)<\/b><\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
Your Heritage:<\/td>\nRussian, German, with a little French. Jewish.<\/b><\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
The Shoes You Wore Today:<\/td>\nREI Hiking Shoes, due to my sore foot.<\/b><\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
Your Weakness:<\/td>\nI don’t like change in my life.<\/b><\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
Your Fears:<\/td>\nChange.<\/b><\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
Your Perfect Pizza:<\/td>\nChicken, Spinach, and Garlic.<\/b><\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year:<\/td>\nDeclutter the house, one way or another.<\/b><\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger:<\/td>\nIM? Don’t use it.<\/b><\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
Thoughts First Waking Up:<\/td>\n4:45 again?<\/b><\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
Your Best Physical Feature:<\/td>\nWell, gf_guruilla says it is my (hsss. connection lost)<\/b><\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
Your Bedtime:<\/td>\nBetween 10p and 1130p<\/b><\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
Your Most Missed Memory:<\/td>\nI forget. Seriously, memories of my brother and childhood.<\/b><\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
Pepsi or Coke:<\/td>\nCoke.<\/b><\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
MacDonalds or Burger King:<\/td>\nIn-N-Out. It’s what a burger is all about.<\/b><\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
Single or Group Dates:<\/td>\nA nice dinner with my wife, gf_guruilla.<\/b><\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea:<\/td>\nBlech. The real stuff: Iced Darjeeling, brewed fresh.<\/b><\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
Chocolate or Vanilla:<\/td>\nChocolate, Dark.<\/b><\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
Cappuccino or Coffee:<\/td>\nFeh! Coffee belongs only in ice cream or covered in dark chocolate.<\/b><\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
Do you Smoke:<\/td>\nHell no!<\/b><\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
Do you Swear:<\/td>\nSee above.<\/b><\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
Do you Sing:<\/td>\nIn the key of off.<\/b><\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
Do you Shower Daily:<\/td>\nYes.<\/b><\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
Have you Been in Love:<\/td>\nYes.<\/b><\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
Do you want to go to College:<\/td>\nUmmm, BS UCLA 1982, MS UCLA 1985. Not sure I’m up to going back.<\/b><\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
Do you want to get Married:<\/td>\nYes, as demonstrated on 8\/17\/1985. This year will be 20 years.<\/b><\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
Do you belive in yourself:<\/td>\nYes. Otherwise, I’d disappear.<\/b><\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
Do you get Motion Sickness:<\/td>\nRarely.<\/b><\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
Do you think you are Attractive:<\/td>\nHandsome, you mean. Yeah, but a little pudgy.<\/b><\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
Are you a Health Freak:<\/td>\nNo.<\/b><\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
Do you get along with your Parents:<\/td>\nI did with my dad. My mom and I, well, nuff said.<\/b><\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
Do you like Thunderstorms:<\/td>\nNot really.<\/b><\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
Do you play an Instrument:<\/td>\nNot really.<\/b><\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol:<\/td>\nA little wine, perhaps.<\/b><\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
In the past month have you Smoked:<\/td>\nNo.<\/b><\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
In the past month have you been on Drugs:<\/td>\nOnly prescription ones.<\/b><\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
In the past month have you gone on a Date:<\/td>\nI’ve gone out with my wife. We really don’t call those dates.<\/b><\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
In the past month have you gone to a Mall:<\/td>\nYes.<\/b><\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos:<\/td>\nWell, one of the Oreo 6-cookie snack packs, if that counts.<\/b><\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
In the past month have you eaten Sushi:<\/td>\nYes.<\/b><\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
In the past month have you been on Stage:<\/td>\nNo. I taught a class in late January, though.<\/b><\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
In the past month have you been Dumped:<\/td>\nNot that I know of.<\/b><\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping:<\/td>\nNo. It’s February, man!<\/b><\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
In the past month have you Stolen Anything:<\/td>\nNo.<\/b><\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
Ever been Drunk:<\/td>\nYou don’t want to see me drunk. I talk more.<\/b><\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
Ever been called a Tease:<\/td>\nNo.<\/b><\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
Ever been Beaten up:<\/td>\nNo.<\/b><\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
Ever Shoplifted:<\/td>\nYes, when I was around 6. My dad made me bring the gum back, pay for it, and apologize to the store manager. Never since.<\/b><\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
How do you want to Die:<\/td>\nIn my sleep, at a ripe old age.<\/b><\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
What do you want to be when you Grow Up:<\/td>\nDo I have to?<\/b><\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
What country would you most like to Visit:<\/td>\nAustralia, one of these days. <\/b><\/td>\n<\/tr>\n

CREATE YOUR OWN!<\/a> – or – GET PAID TO TAKE SURVEYS!<\/a><\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<\/form>\n<\/table>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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