{"id":12478,"date":"2017-01-07T08:34:33","date_gmt":"2017-01-07T16:34:33","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/cahighways.org\/wordpress\/?p=12478"},"modified":"2017-01-07T08:34:33","modified_gmt":"2017-01-07T16:34:33","slug":"tips-and-tricks","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/cahighways.org\/wordpress\/?p=12478","title":{"rendered":"Tips and Tricks"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignright size-full wp-image-4954\" style=\"float: right; margin: 5px;\" src=\"https:\/\/cahighways.org\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/12\/userpicclutter.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"93\" height=\"98\" \/>Now that the holidays are over, you&#8217;re likely a mess. There is wax all over your Chanukiah, your feet are killing you, and your counters are a mess. There&#8217;s just too much friction to be comfortable, and your networks are incredibly slow. Relax. I&#8217;m with California Highways, and I&#8217;m here to help:<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li><em>wax all over your Chanukiah<\/em>&#8230;. here&#8217;s <a href=\"http:\/\/www.tabletmag.com\/scroll\/155419\/how-to-get-wax-off-your-menorah?utm_source=fb&amp;utm_medium=post&amp;utm_content=wax+off+menorah&amp;utm_campaign=jan2017\">a useful article on how to get wax off your menorah after Hanukkah<\/a>.<\/li>\n<li><em>your feet are killing you<\/em>&#8230;. worry no more. <a href=\"http:\/\/shareably.net\/she-puts-vaporub-on-a-cotton-ball-and-sticks-it-in-her-ear-hours-later-unbelievable-v1\/?utm_source=GGN-BCS&amp;utm_medium=facebook&amp;utm_campaign=health\">Vaporub isn&#8217;t just for colds, and it might be just the thing your feet need<\/a>.<\/li>\n<li><em>your counters are a mess<\/em>&#8230;. <a href=\"http:\/\/boingboing.net\/2017\/01\/05\/five-tips-for-organizing-count.html\">here are some tips on how to best clean your counters<\/a>. By the way, would you like to assess your level of clutter? <a href=\"http:\/\/boingboing.net\/2017\/01\/04\/whats-your-hoardingclutter.html\">Then read this article<\/a>. Luckily, most of us aren&#8217;t levels III through V.<\/li>\n<li><em>There&#8217;s just too much friction to be comfortable<\/em>&#8230; Well, I&#8217;ve got the answer for you. Here&#8217;s a discussion of <a href=\"https:\/\/www.buzzfeed.com\/carolinekee\/slip-n-slide-into-the-bedroom?utm_term=.aaWOLvO12#.bpVK87KN1\">the right types of lube for every kind of sex<\/a>. There, does that make you feel better.<\/li>\n<li><em>your networks are incredibly slow<\/em>&#8230; Perhaps you need to do what this farmer in the UK did: <a href=\"http:\/\/www.bbc.com\/news\/technology-37974267\">build your own broadband collective<\/a>.<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Now that the holidays are over, you&#8217;re likely a mess. There is wax all over your Chanukiah, your feet are killing you, and your counters are a mess. There&#8217;s just too much friction to be comfortable, and your networks are incredibly slow. Relax. I&#8217;m with California Highways, and I&#8217;m here to help: wax all over <a class=\"more-link\" href=\"https:\/\/cahighways.org\/wordpress\/?p=12478\">Read More &#8230;<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[56],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-12478","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-news-chum"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/cahighways.org\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/12478","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/cahighways.org\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/cahighways.org\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/cahighways.org\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/cahighways.org\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=12478"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/cahighways.org\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/12478\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":12490,"href":"https:\/\/cahighways.org\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/12478\/revisions\/12490"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/cahighways.org\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=12478"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/cahighways.org\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=12478"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/cahighways.org\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=12478"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}