{"id":1046,"date":"2004-10-16T06:49:00","date_gmt":"2004-10-16T13:49:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/cahighways.org\/wordpress\/?p=1046"},"modified":"2004-10-16T06:49:00","modified_gmt":"2004-10-16T13:49:00","slug":"meme-poetry-meme-2","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/cahighways.org\/wordpress\/?p=1046","title":{"rendered":"(meme) Poetry Meme"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Meme:&nbsp; When you see this, post a favorite poem in your journal.<\/p>\n<p>Well, I was going to post something by Shel Silverstein, but in honor of my father, and with wishes for his healing, I present two poems by his favorite poet, Robert W. Service. These come from a book of Robert W. Service poems that I have, dedicated from my father to my mother in May, 1957.<\/p>\n<p><!--more Bessie's Boil by Robert W. Service--><b>Bessie&#8217;s Boil<\/b>&nbsp; by Robert W. Service<\/p>\n<blockquote><p>Says I to my Missis: &#8220;Ba goom, lass! you&#8217;ve something I see, on your mind.&#8221;<br \/>\nSays she: &#8220;You are right, Sam, I&#8217;ve something.&nbsp; It &#8216;appens it&#8217;s on me be&#8217;ind.<br \/>\nA Boil as &#8216;ud make Job jealous. It &#8216;urts me no end when I sit.&#8221;<br \/>\nSays I: &#8220;Go to &#8216;ospittel, Missis. They might &#8216;ave to coot it a bit.&#8221;<br \/>\nSays she: &#8220;I just &#8216;ate to be showin&#8217; the part of me person it&#8217;s at.&#8221;<br \/>\nSays I: &#8220;Don&#8217;t be fussy; them doctors see sights more &#8216;orrid than that.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>So Misses goes off togged up tasty, and there at the &#8216;ospittel door<br \/>\nThey tells &#8216;er to see the &#8216;ouse Doctor, &#8216;oose office is Room Thirty-four.<br \/>\nSo she &#8216;unts up and down till she finds it, and knocks and a voice says: &#8220;Come in,&#8221;<br \/>\nAnd there is a &#8216;andsome young feller, in white from &#8216;is &#8216;eels to &#8216;is chin.<br \/>\n&#8220;I&#8217;ve got a big boil,&#8221; says my Missis. &#8220;It &#8216;urts me for fair when I sit,<br \/>\nAnd Sam (that&#8217;s me &#8216;usband) &#8216;as asked me to ask you to coot it a bit.&#8221;<br \/>\nThen blushin&#8217; she plucks up her courage, and bravely she shows &#8216;im the place,<br \/>\nAnd &#8216;e gives it a proper inspection, wi&#8217; a &#8216;eap o&#8217; surprise on &#8216;is face.<br \/>\nThen &#8216;e says wi&#8217; an accent o&#8217; Scotland: &#8220;Whit ye hae is a bile, Ah can feel,<br \/>\nBut ye&#8217;d better consult the heid Dockter; they caw him Professor O&#8217;Niel.<br \/>\nHe&#8217;s special for biles and carbuncles. Ye&#8217;ll find him in Room Sixty-three.<br \/>\nNo charge, Ma&#8217;am. It&#8217;s been a rare pleasure. Jist tell him ye&#8217;re comin&#8217; from me.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>So Misses she thanks &#8216;im politely, and &#8216;unts up and down as before,<br \/>\nTill she comes to a big &#8216;andsome room with &#8220;Professor O&#8217;Neil&#8221; on the door.<br \/>\nThen once more she plucks up her courage, and knocks, and a voice says: &#8220;All right.&#8221;<br \/>\nSo she enters, and sees a fat feller wi&#8217; whiskers, all togged up in white.<br \/>\n&#8220;I&#8217;ve got a big boil,&#8221; says my Missis, &#8220;and if ye will kindly permit,<br \/>\nI&#8217;d like for to &#8216;ave you inspect it; it &#8216;urts me like all when I sit.&#8221;<br \/>\nSo blushin&#8217; as red as a beet-root she &#8216;astens to show &#8216;im the spot,<br \/>\nAnd &#8216;e says wi&#8217; a look o&#8217; amazement: &#8220;Sure, Ma&#8217;am, it must hurt ye a lot.&#8221;<br \/>\nThen &#8216;e puts on &#8216;is specs to regard it, and finally says wi&#8217; a frown:<br \/>\n&#8220;I&#8217;ll bet it&#8217;s as sore as the divvle, especially whin ye sit down.<br \/>\nI think it&#8217;s a case for the Surgeon; ye&#8217;d better consult Doctor Hoyle.<br \/>\nI&#8217;ve no hisitation in sayin&#8217; yer boil is a hill of a boil.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>So Misses she thanks &#8216;im for sayin&#8217; her boil is a hill of a boil,<br \/>\nAnd &#8216;unts all around till she comes on a door that is marked: &#8220;Doctor Hoyle.&#8221;<br \/>\nBut by now she &#8216;as fair got the wind up, and trembles in every limb;<br \/>\nBut she thinks: &#8220;After all, &#8216;e&#8217;s a Doctor. Ah moosn&#8217;t be bashful wi&#8217; &#8216;im.&#8221;<br \/>\nShe&#8217;s made o&#8217; good stuff is the Missis, so she knocks and a voice says: &#8220;Oos there?&#8221;<br \/>\n&#8220;It&#8217;s me,&#8221; says ma Bessie, an&#8217; enters a room which is spacious and bare.<br \/>\nAnd a wise-lookin&#8217; old feller greets &#8216;er, and &#8216;e too is togged up in white.<br \/>\n&#8220;It&#8217;s the room where they coot ye,&#8221; thinks Bessie; and shakes like a jelly wi&#8217; fright.<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Ah got a big boil,&#8221; begins Missis, &#8220;and if ye are sure you don&#8217;t mind,<br \/>\nI&#8217;d like ye to see it a moment. It &#8216;urts me, because it&#8217;s be&#8217;ind.&#8221;<br \/>\nSo thinkin&#8217; she&#8217;d best get it over, she &#8216;astens to show &#8216;im the place,<br \/>\nAnd &#8216;e stares at &#8216;er kindo surprised like, an&#8217; gets very red in the face.<br \/>\nBut &#8216;e looks at it most conscientious, from every angle of view,<br \/>\nThen &#8216;e says wi&#8217; a shrug o&#8217; &#8216;is shoulders: &#8220;Pore Lydy, I&#8217;m sorry for you.<br \/>\nIt wants to be cut, but you should &#8216;ave a medical bloke to do that.<br \/>\nSye, why don&#8217;t yer go to the &#8216;orsespittel, where all the Doctors is at?<br \/>\nYe see, Ma&#8217;am, this part o&#8217; the buildin&#8217; is closed on account o&#8217; repairs;<br \/>\nUs fellers is only the pynters, a-pyntin&#8217; the &#8216;alls and the stairs.&#8221;<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><b>The Cremation of Sam McGee<\/b> by Robert W. Service<\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<blockquote><p><b>There are strange things done in the midnight sun<br \/>\nBy the men who moil for gold;<br \/>\nThe Arctic trails have their secret tales<br \/>\nThat would make your blood run cold;<br \/>\nThe Northern Lights have seen queer sights,<br \/>\nBut the queerest they ever did see<br \/>\nWas that night on the marge of Lake Lebarge<br \/>\nI cremated Sam McGee.<\/b><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>Now Sam McGee was from Tennessee, where the cotton blooms and blows.<br \/>\nWhy he left his home in the South to roam \u2018round the Pole, God only knows.<br \/>\nHe was always cold, but the land of gold seemed to hold him like a spell;<br \/>\nThough he\u2019d often say in his homely way that \u201che\u2019d sooner live in hell.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>On a Christmas Day we were mushing our way over the Dawson trail.<br \/>\nTalk of your cold! through the parka\u2019s fold it stabbed like a driven nail.<br \/>\nIf our eyes we\u2019d close, then the lashes froze till sometimes we couldn\u2019t see;<br \/>\nIt wasn\u2019t much fun, but the only one to whimper was Sam McGee.<\/p>\n<p>And that very night, as we lay packed tight in our robes beneath the snow,<br \/>\nAnd the dogs were fed, and the stars o\u2019erhead were dancing heel and toe,<br \/>\nHe turned to me, and \u201cCap,\u201d says he, \u201cI\u2019ll cash in this trip, I guess;<br \/>\nAnd if I do, I\u2019m asking that you won\u2019t refuse my last request.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>Well, he seemed so low that I couldn\u2019t say no; then he says with a sort of moan:<br \/>\n\u201cIt\u2019s the cursed cold, and it\u2019s got right hold till I\u2019m chilled clean through to the bone.<br \/>\nYet \u2018taint being dead&#8211;it\u2019s my awful dread of the icy grave that pains;<br \/>\nSo I want you to swear that, foul or fair, you\u2019ll cremate my last remains.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>A pal\u2019s last need is a thing to heed, so I swore I would not fail;<br \/>\nAnd we started on at the streak of dawn; but God! he looked ghastly pale.<br \/>\nHe crouched on the sleigh, and he raved all day of his home in Tennessee;<br \/>\nAnd before nightfall a corpse was all that was left of Sam McGee.<\/p>\n<p>There wasn\u2019t a breath in that land of death, and I hurried, horror-driven,<br \/>\nWith a corpse half hid that I couldn\u2019t get rid, because of a promise given;<br \/>\nIt was lashed to the sleigh, and it seemed to say: \u201cYou may tax your brawn and brains,<br \/>\nBut you promised true, and it\u2019s up to you to cremate those last remains.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>Now a promise made is a debt unpaid, and the trail has its own stern code.<br \/>\nIn the days to come, though my lips were dumb, in my heart how I cursed that load.<br \/>\nIn the long, long night, by the lone firelight, while the huskies, round in a ring,<br \/>\nHowled out their woes to the homeless snows\u2014O God! how I loathed the thing.<\/p>\n<p>And every day that quiet clay seemed to heavy and heavier grow;<br \/>\nAnd on I went, though the dogs were spent and the grub was getting low;<br \/>\nThe trail was bad, and I felt half mad, but I swore I would not give in;<br \/>\nAnd I\u2019d often sing to the hateful thing, and it hearkened with a grin.<\/p>\n<p>Till I came to the marge of Lake Lebarge, and a derelict there lay;<br \/>\nIt was jammed in the ice, but I saw in a trice it was called the \u201cAlice May.\u201d<br \/>\nAnd I looked at it, and I thought a bit, and I looked at my frozen chum;<br \/>\nThen \u201cHere,\u201d said I, with a sudden cry, \u201cis my cre-ma-tor-eum.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>Some planks I tore from the cabin floor, and I lit the boiler fire;<br \/>\nSome coal I found that was lying around, and I heaped the fuel higher;<br \/>\nThe flames just soared, and the furnace roared\u2014such a blaze you seldom see;<br \/>\nAnd I burrowed a hole in the glowing coal, and I stuffed in Sam McGee.<\/p>\n<p>Then I made a hike, for I didn\u2019t like to hear him sizzle so;<br \/>\nAnd the heavens scowled, and the huskies howled, and the wind began to blow.<br \/>\nIt was icy cold, but the hot sweat rolled down my cheeks, and I don\u2019t know why;<br \/>\nAnd the greasy smoke in an inky cloak went streaking down the sky.<\/p>\n<p>I do not know how long in the snow I wrestled with grisly fear;<br \/>\nBut the stars came out and they danced about ere again I ventured near;<br \/>\nI was sick with dread, but I bravely said: \u201cI\u2019ll just take a peep inside.<br \/>\nI guess he\u2019s cooked, and it\u2019s time I looked;\u201d . . . then the door I opened wide.<\/p>\n<p>And there sat Sam, looking cool and calm, in the heart of the furnace roar;<br \/>\nAnd he wore a smile you could see a mile, and he said: \u201cPlease close that door.<br \/>\nIt\u2019s fine in here, but I greatly fear you\u2019ll let in the cold and storm\u2014<br \/>\nSince I left Plumtree, down in Tennessee, it\u2019s the first time I\u2019ve been warm.\u201d<\/p>\n<blockquote><p><b>There are strange things done in the midnight sun<br \/>\nBy the men who moil for gold;<br \/>\nThe Arctic trails have their secret tales<br \/>\nThat would make your blood run cold;<br \/>\nThe Northern Lights have seen queer sights,<br \/>\nBut the queerest they ever did see<br \/>\nWas that night on the marge of Lake Lebarge<br \/>\nI cremated Sam McGee.<\/b><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<\/blockquote>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Meme:&nbsp; When you see this, post a favorite poem in your journal. Well, I was going to post something by Shel Silverstein, but in honor of my father, and with wishes for his healing, I present two poems by his favorite poet, Robert W. Service. These come from a book of Robert W. 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