{"id":5280,"date":"2012-01-31T20:49:50","date_gmt":"2012-02-01T04:49:50","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/cahighways.org\/wordpress\/?page_id=5280"},"modified":"2012-02-04T06:34:13","modified_gmt":"2012-02-04T14:34:13","slug":"lyrics-happy-birthday-altered-images","status":"publish","type":"page","link":"https:\/\/cahighways.org\/wordpress\/?page_id=5280","title":{"rendered":"Lyrics: Happy Birthday [Altered Images]"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignright size-full wp-image-5246\" title=\"userpic=sheriffjohn\" src=\"https:\/\/cahighways.org\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/01\/userpicsheriffjohn.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"100\" height=\"77\" align=\"right\" hspace=\"10\" vspace=\"10\" \/>OK, Folks, you know the drill. Allright everyone, let&#8217;s gather in front of our large, 13&#8243;, Black and White TV set, and watch as a tall, lanky man in a khaki uniform strides out, introduces himself as <a href=\"http:\/\/www.tvparty.com\/lostlasheriff.html\" target=\"_blank\">Sheriff John<\/a>. He turns to his backing band (three fellows on guitar, base guitar, and drums) in order to confirm they are ready, and then screams, \u201cThis song is for <span style=\"color: #666699;\">[assignment: <em>name<\/em>]<\/span> &#8230; a one&#8230;. a two&#8230;. a threee\u201d. He then <a href=\"http:\/\/www.mp3lyrics.org\/a\/altered-images\/happy-birthday\/\" target=\"_blank\">sings<\/a>:<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center; margin-left: auto; margin-right: auto;\">\u2230<\/p>\n<p>Happy birthday<br \/>\nhappy birthday &#8211;<br \/>\nHappy birthday<br \/>\nhappy birthday &#8211;<br \/>\nHappy birthday<br \/>\nhappy birthday.<\/p>\n<p>Happy<br \/>\nhappy birthday in a hot bath<br \/>\nTo those nice<br \/>\nnice nights.<br \/>\nI remember always<br \/>\nalways I got such a fright.<\/p>\n<p>Seeing them in my<br \/>\ndark cupboard with<br \/>\nmy great big cake.<br \/>\nIf they were me<br \/>\nif they were me<br \/>\nAnd I was you and I was you &#8211;<br \/>\nIf they were me and I was you<br \/>\nWould you have liked<br \/>\na present too.<\/p>\n<p>Happy<br \/>\nhappy birthday in a<br \/>\nhot bath . . .<\/p>\n<p>Happy birthday<br \/>\nhappy birthday<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>OK, Folks, you know the drill. Allright everyone, let&#8217;s gather in front of our large, 13&#8243;, Black and White TV set, and watch as a tall, lanky man in a khaki uniform strides out, introduces himself as Sheriff John. He turns to his backing band (three fellows on guitar, base guitar, and drums) in order <a class=\"more-link\" href=\"https:\/\/cahighways.org\/wordpress\/?page_id=5280\">Read More &#8230;<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"parent":5245,"menu_order":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","template":"","meta":{"footnotes":""},"class_list":["post-5280","page","type-page","status-publish","hentry"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/cahighways.org\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/pages\/5280","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/cahighways.org\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/pages"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/cahighways.org\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/page"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/cahighways.org\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/cahighways.org\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=5280"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/cahighways.org\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/pages\/5280\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":5393,"href":"https:\/\/cahighways.org\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/pages\/5280\/revisions\/5393"}],"up":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/cahighways.org\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/pages\/5245"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/cahighways.org\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=5280"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}