(TLAP) Pirate Names

As Talk Like a Pirate Day is only 19 days away, it is time to figure out my name.

Jason Schock’s Pirate Name Generator gives me the name: Pirate Enrico the Off-White.

Stupid Stuff’s Generator gives: Vicious Ned The Ripper.

Fidius (which generates piss-poor HTML) gives: Black Davy Rackham, with the analysis: Like anyone confronted with the harshness of robbery on the high seas, you can be pessimistic at times. You have the good fortune of having a good name, since Rackham (pronounced RACKem, not rack-ham) is one of the coolest sounding surnames for a pirate. Arr!

According to this site, my name is Geedunk Parr.

Hmmmm, I’m just not sure. Which one to choose, which one to choose?

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New Congregation Update: Religious School

Today was S&F’s first day at religious school at our new congregation. For all her fears, it went well. She made a new bucko, and we got t’ talk t’ a bunch o’ grown up buckos, perhaps startin’ some new buckoships too. I think this new congregation be goin’ t’ work.

[Why am I writing like this? Arrr. Today be Talk Like A Pirate day, bucko!]

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(memes) In Honor of TLAP Day…

Well, mately, as today be “Talk like a Pirate” day, as well as t’ fact that I woke up while I could still see the stars t’ starboard and the rest of the crew was still in their bunks, I tought ’twas time to do some Sea Dog memes t’ get t’ day started:

Pirate Name: Captain Davy Kidd. Even though there’s no legal rank on a pirate ship, everyone recognizes you’re the one in charge. Even though you’re not always the traditional swaggering gallant, your steadiness and planning make you a fine, reliable pirate. Arr!

Which Pirates of the Caribbean character are you:

What Pirate do I talk like?

Well, that’s enough memey goodness. Soon I’ll be shoving off to take the wee tyke to be educated by the blokes at TBH (were there Jewish pirates?)

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