You must see my daughter’s post. She found something hilarious.
Tag: humor
You Knew It Would Happen Someday
“Allegedly reacting to some sort of hallucinogenic fever dream following an overlong bubble bath during which he reportedly sputtered lots of motorboat noises and ate one too many purple crayons, President Bush today made the stunning yet somehow entirely understandable announcement that all Republicans in his administration are hereby officially excused from any and all crimes they have committed, are in the process of committing, are planning to commit, or even merely fantasize about committing”
zarchasmpgmr Would Appreciate This…
The Rime of the Ancyent Programmer
There was an ancyent programmer, a hacker proud was he, and though well past his prime, he knew a thing or two, or three. His hair was in a ponytail, My life has been a long strange trip, I started out, now long ago, Those were such very diff ’rent times. The 80-column card was king, |
Assembler programs I did write, and complex FORTRAN IV, but COBOL I refused to learn, being told it was a bore. Then came the days of minis, Oh! The toggle switches I did use, Boot loader ROMs from diodes made, So eight-inch floppies, paper tapes, Around that time it was I played |
Always Look on the Bright Side of Life…
[…or should I title this, “I’ve got a luverly bunch of Coconuts”?]
From Playbill:
In a promotional event for the West End production of Monty Python’s Spamalot, the city of London plans to break the Guinness world record for the “World’s Largest Coconut Orchestra” on April 23. The city hopes at least 2,000 people will come to Trafalgar Square, where cast members from Spamalot will lead the audience in a “clip-clop” coconut clap in time to the famed Monty Python song “Always Look on the Bright Side of Life,” which is in the show. Coconuts were provided, organizers said. The evening will end with a screening of “Holy Grail.”
Here’s a not-too-good video of the event:
How did it turn out? According to MayorWatch, they broke the record with 5,567 people.
Concept of the Morning
The Unicode Ouija Board.
I mean, the swedes need something to commune with past Swedish Chefs.
Børk Børk Børk.
And You Think You Have A Long Wait…
I heard this on KFWB driving home, and just had to look it up:
A confused cockatoo at a wildlife sanctuary has spent a fortnight trying to hatch a bowl of chocolate eggs. Pippa has been protecting the chocolates at Nuneaton and Warwickshire Wildlife Sanctuary since she was taken outside and saw them on a table. Her owner, Geoff Grewcock, said: “She went straight over, climbed on the creme eggs and that was it. She thinks they’re her eggs. Until she clicks they’re not real eggs, we’ll just leave her there.” The 17-year-old cockatoo, who has been at the sanctuary for about four years, is expected to live until the age of 70.
Pesach Humor: Peeps and T-Shirts
As discovered by aliza250: The Plagues of Egypt… as performed with Peeps!
How appropriate for the last day of Pesach! Then again, there was the wonderful recent post by hatam_soferet, where she wanted the following T-shirt:
Custom TShirt Generator
Now my tea is cool, and off to work I go…