Remembering (bad) History

My wife was recently cleaning the office. One of the books on the shelf she decided to toss, with good reason, was “Windows for Dummies“. Now, this book is not about Windows XP. Not Windows 2000. Not Windows NT. Not Windows Bob. Not even Windows 95/98. Nope, “Windows 3.1 for Dummies”.

Looking through the book reminds me that, for all our bitching about M$, they have improved. Remember program groups. Program manager. Ugly windows, fonts, and colors. File Manager. Running out of system resources. Enhanced 386 mode. Unexpected DOS Error #11.

Yup, those were the (ahem) good old days. Now where did I put my Lisa?

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A New Toy

Last week I got a new toy. OK, for most of you it wouldn’t even be a toy–it would be something vaguely in the depths of your past, if you used it at all. But me, I like it, and I got a new version of it.

What is it, you ask? Corel WordPerfect Office X3. I’ve been a WordPerfect user since the days of the 5.1 DOS version, and used the 6.0a DOS version, the 6.0 Windows version, and most recently I’ve been using WordPerfect 8, which dates from around 1996. So why did I upgrade? I’m moving soon to a new computer at work, and I figured after 10 years and 8 versions, it was worth doing.

So what do I think of X3? So far, so good. I haven’t tried all the advertised new stuff, but I don’t need all of that. It does support pasting from Word 2003, which is important, and there is a new keystroke command, Ctrl-Alt-V, to paste without any formatting (even more useful than the old Ctrl-Shift-V). It also seems to be stable: I used it all day today with nary-a-crash. I couldn’t say that about WP8.

Yes, I know Word is the defacto standard at the ranch. But I don’t like it. I’ll use it, and know quite a few tricks for it, but it always leaves me annoyed. When I have my druthers, though, it’s WP. But then again, I like a mix of applications, for I still prefer Lotus 1-2-3 for spreadsheets (I’m still using version 9.5). I haven’t found a favorite presentation program yet: PowerPoint has its quirks, Lotus Freelance is good but niche, and Corel Presentations is frustrating. You’re probably saying… but he likes old software. Damn straight! I still read my mail in emacs (M-x vm).

I believe in using the best tool that makes you the most productive in the job. I still remember the religious editor battles (Rand Window Editor vs vi; vi vs. emacs; emacs vs. teco). Pick the best one for you, I say.

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Musings on Resiliancy

This weekend, I’ve had the opportunity to revisit some old computers. These computers had been sitting in our storage area. As our friend otaku_tetsuko and her daughter kuni_izumi are getting ready to move to Pennsylvania (sob, we’ll miss them), they are sharing our storage area, and thus brought us back the computers. The goal is to suitably wipe the disks so we can donate or “Electronics Hazmat” them. Ideally, we would have cleaned the disks with Darik’s Boot and Nuke, a self-contained Linux boot floppy to cleanse disks.

The first computer was my first “luggable”, a Toshiba T1600 running DOS 5.0, with a 286/12 processor, a whopping 40MB disk. It actually was running WordPerfect 6.0 quite reasonably. After a year and a half in storage, it booted up just fine, eager to work. Alas, DBAN didn’t work here, as a 286 just wasn’t up to running an i386 executable. Luckily, I had trusty old Norton Utilities installed, which gave me Wipeinfo. So using Wipeinfo, I erased all the appropriate directories (much easier with DOS than with Windows since Win-95), using DoD-level mutiple passes, and the machine is ready to go. Still, for a machine dating back to the late 1980s/early 1990s, still being up and running is damn good.

The second computer cleaned was more modern: A Sager 8200 laptop. This was a more modern laptop that saw me through many a business trip. It had a 486DX2-50 processor, ran Windows 3.11 with Quarterdeck Sidebar, was using dblspace to give a compressed volume. It too booted up just fine, and up came the old Sidebar layout. I had hopes it would run DBAN, but although Linux started up, it hung with the drivers. Not surprising for a laptop. Luckily, Wipeinfo came to the rescue again. I deleted the compressed drive, and reformatted the physical partition it was on. I then did a government level Wipeinfo of the free space on that drive (which nuked Windows 3.11 completely, and all the data). I then cleaned up what little remained on the C: drive, leaving just some utilities and DOS 6.0. I then did a government-level Wipeinfo of the freespace there. Still, for a 1992 computer, it was remarkably sturdy. I should note that both the Sager and the Toshiba were on their original disk drives.

The third computer cleaned was my trusty old Cybermax Pentium II-350. This was the Windows 98 installation. It had been my workhorse for many many years (1998 until 2004), until I got my present computer. I had passed it on to my daughter, who was beginning to get disk sector problems on the original disk. This one also booted up into Windows 98 just fine. It also booted up DBAN just fine. It is now sitting with wiped disks, which are being wiped a second time. This one has no operating system on it anymore.

The last computer to be done is my wife’s old computer, a 486-33 with three compressed drives. It is also a Windows 3.1 system. We just need to make sure that any necessary data came off of it before I wipe it. That will likely be tomorrow’s job. Update: This one had a bad sector, so we’re just trusting that I got the data off (I’m 99.5% sure I did). It is wiping with DBAN right now (8:24 PM).

There may be one more system: I seem to recall a Pentium-I tower given me by Michael Clifford. I’m betting that’s still in the storage area; I’ll keep one monitor around until I confirm it is gone. otaku_tetsuko, the next time you are in the storage area, can you see if there is one more tower lying around?

I still find it amazing how sturdy and reliable these systems were. I contrast that with Windows XP. Last night, I tried to install software for a portable digital picture viewer. It broke my USB hub, so I unstalled the software and left the hub disconnected and powered off for 3 hours. I think the hub is back.

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Come gather ’round people / Wherever you roam

I keep a large collection of books in my office on computer related subjects. Some are new. Some are old.I even read some of them occasionally. Yesterday, I happened to grab the book The Whole Internet (1st Edition, 1992) by Ed Krol.

The focus of this book is how to use the Internet. But this is not the Internet as we think of it today, that we access effectively only via a browser. Nah. Browsers get a scant 10 pages, and there are no familiar names. No, the focus of the book is protocols such as Telnet, FTP, Gopher, Wais, Archie, fred, NNTP, finger. There are sections on FTP to VMS, IBM/VM, and MSDOS systems. This is the internet I grew up with. It is not what people think of today. In fact, I think many of these protocols have gone by the wayside or been buried. Use Gopher lately? Wais? Archie? When was the last time you needed to gateway between BITNET and the Internet? You know, these “kids” today don’t realize how good they have it. I used to carry packets by hand 10 miles through the snow… oh right.

The times, indeed, have changed.*

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(meme) Obsolete Skill Meme

I guess I must do a meme. My random icon from Semagic tells me so. Not to mention I need to dry off a bit from cleaning out the gutters and tightening the toilet bolts (more obsolete skills). This one was snarfed from  kerinda:

QBASIC screenshot

You are ‘programming in QBASIC’. This programming language (of which the acronym stands for ‘Quick Beginners’ All-purpose Symbolic Instruction Code’), which is so primitive that it cannot easily be used for any purpose involving the Internet nor even sound, was current more than a decade ago.

You are independent, in a good way. When something which you need cannot be found, you make it yourself. In writing and in talking with people, you value clarity and precision; your friends may not realize how important that is. When necessary, you are prepared to be a mediator in conflicts between your friends. You are very rational, and you think of things in terms of logic and common sense. Unfortunately, your emotionally unstable friends may be put off by your devotion to logic; they may even accuse you of pedantry and insensitivity. Your problem is that programming in QBASIC has been obsolete for a long time.

What obsolete skill are you? brought to you by Quizilla, a site that gives you quizzes with annoying pop-under advertising when you attempt to cut and paste the code

Analysis
First, raise your hand if you remember the game “Gorillas” shown in the pictures, with gorillas throwing bannas to destroy buildings. I do!

The analysis is spot-on, but I really wish it had chosen a better obsolete language, such as PL/I, Algol 68, or even SNOBOL. Hell, if you are going to choose a BASIC, use the one I learned to program on: HP 3000C BASIC! Ah, the old days of using LA Unified’s HP BASIC system, and watching while other folks got into A020.

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Daddy, What’s that funny thing on your desk?

As folks have noticed by now, I’ve been having fun playing with icons. I was working up the icon on this post, having scanned one of my 80-column cards from the UCLA Computer Club (I went up to my box of cards, and grabbed a green, white, orange, and brown… I think I still have blue and a whole batch of other varieties up there). The card was lying on my desk. My 9yo daughter comes up to my desk and says, “Daddy, what’s that? What does MU$ mean?”

Sigh.

[Extra Question: The cards from the UCLA Computer Club had the following symbols on them: a log, fan-fold paper, a moose, the  words “MU$”, and a reel of tape. Can you identify what each of these things symbolize, and for the paper and tape, the number of columns or tracks that it had?]

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