OK, Folks, you know the drill. Allright everyone, let’s gather in front of our large, 13″, Black and White TV set, and watch as a tall, lanky man in a khaki uniform strides out accompanied with a bevy of beautiful birthday girls, introduces himself as Sheriff John, pulls out his accordion, and says “This song is for you, [assignment: name]:”. They all sing:
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“H” …. Spells “Aych”
“H” “A” … Spells “Haaaaaah”
“H” “A” “P” … Spells “Hap”
“P” “Y” … Spells “Pie”
“Aych” “Haaaaah” “Hap” “Py” Happy Happy Happy Happy “H” “A” “P” “P” “Y”
“B” “E”
“B” “E” “R” (“B” “I” “R”)
“T” “H” “T” “H” “T” “H” “T” “H” “T” “H” Birth (Birth)
Day “D” “A” “Y”
Happy Birthday To You
Happy Birthday
To You
You Little….
Er…………win!