OK, Folks, you know the drill. Allright everyone, let’s gather in front of our large, 13″, Black and White TV set, and join Sheriff John in singing the Birthday Cake Polka for six_gun_samurai… but wait… the Sheriff’s not on today. Instead, we have a funny looking group of three guys, and they are singing:
Once a year we celebrate With stupid hats and plastic plates The fact that you were able to make Another trip around the sun And the whole clan gathers round Happy birthday! |
So let’s drink to your fading health And hope you don’t remind yourself The chance of finding fame and wealth Decrease with every year Does it feel like you’re doing laps Happy birthday! |
If cryogenics were all free Then you could live like Walt Disney And live for all eternity Inside a block of ice But instead your time is set Happy birthday! |
Six Gun: We’re sorry you won’t be able to make it to Faire on Saturday so we could provide the birthday spankings in person… but then again, you would likely just sic the guard on us 🙂
[Please remember, if you fill out the updated poll in this posting, I can make sure you get the birthday song you want.]