So Where Do I Get The Paperwork For A Human Head?

Bleh. Crazy day. Just typed up a 22 page memo that I spent all week investigating. So, whilst I switch gears again, a look at the news…

According to the San Francisco Chronicle, airport baggage screeners in Ft. Lauderdale found a human head with teeth, hair and skin in the luggage of a woman who said she intended to ward off evil spirits with it.

Now, here’s the line that really bothers me: She was charged with “smuggling a human head into the U.S. without proper documentation.”

The mind boggles.

Does this mean it is OK to smuggle a human head into the US with proper documentation? If so, where do you get it? At the body shop? If you have the paperwork, is it still smuggling?

I know, its Friday and I shouldn’t ask such questions.