Birthday Wishes for mortuus and larymotrmn

OK, Folks, you know the drill. Allright everyone, let’s gather in front of our large, 13″, Black and White TV set, and watch as a tall, lanky man in a khaki uniform strides out, introduces himself as Sheriff John. He turns to his backing band (three fellows on guitar, base guitar, and drums) in order to confirm they are ready, and then screams, “This song is for my girl mortuus… a one…. a two…. a threee”. He then sings:

He thanks the band, pulls out his accordian, and then says, “And this is for you, larymotrmn…”

This is your birthday song, it isn’t very long

[Did you know you can pick which song the Sheriff sings for you on your birthday? It’s easy. Just visit the 6th Annual Birthday Poll on Livejournal or the parallel note on Facebook. Note that if you want the birdie to be able to inform the Sheriff about your birthday, you need to make sure your birth month and day is in your LJ or FB profile, and it is visible to your friends. Note that the Sheriff only sings a song if I know you personally or you’re a regular commenter. So don’t lurk!]