Three Warning Signs of Death

In memory of the great Henry Gibson, who has just died at the age of 73, I present the three warning signs of death:

  1. Rigor mortis
  2. A rotting smell
  3. Occasional drowsiness

Some other reminders from Mr. Gibson:

  • In the past year, over 800,000 Americans have died. Despite millions of dollars of research, death continues to be our nation’s number one killer.
  • It is also important to know what to do you when you die. 1) Don’t try to drive a car. 2) Do not operate heavy machinery. 3) Do not talk.

Many of you may remember Henry Gibson from Boston Legal, but for me he will always be the Henry Gibson of Kentucky Fried Movie and the original Laugh In.