OK, Folks, you know the drill. Allright everyone, let’s gather in front of our large, 13″, Black and White TV set, and watch as a tall, lanky man in a all-black uniform strides out, introduces himself as Sheriff John, and says: “Once upon a time, there was a classic Goth group called “The Birthday Massacre“, and they sang the following song. This is going out to mortuus” He pulls out his accordion, and attempts to play along to the following:
| I think my friend said, “I hear footsteps.” I wore my black and white dress to the birthday massacre, birthday massacre, birthday I wore my black and white dress I think my friend said, “Stick it in the back of her head.” |
Then we wished them all a happy birthday We kissed them all goodnight. Now he chases me to my room, chases me to my room, chases me In my black and red dress I think my friend said, “Don’t forget the video.” |
He then turns back to the audience, and says, “Our next song is for our good friend, larymotrmn.”
This is your birthday song, it isn’t very long
[Yes, it’s here. The 5th Annual Birthday Song Poll. So, if you want to make sure that the Sheriff sings the song you want, please fill out the poll. Note that if you want the birdie to be able to inform the Sheriff about your birthday, you need to make sure your birth month and day is in your profile, and it is visible to your friends. If you are a Facebook user and on LJ, please make sure I can connect your Facebook name with your LJ name. If you are a Facebook only user, you can’t vote in the poll until Facebook does OpenID, so get an LJ account!]
