Someone’s Killing Our Celebrities…

I can see it now. First there was “Harper’s Island”. But that didn’t work. No star power.

Imagine the pitch. A mysterious killer. He’s stalking the haunts of the rich and famous. First Ed McMahon. Then Farrah. Then Michael. Now Billy Mays. Someone’s killing our celebrities.

[Actually, I think Michael faked his death, just so he could do it and get away with it. Why do you think he always wears a glove and disguises…..]

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