Shirley, You Jest!

I’m about to go start cleaning the house, for today we’re going to be invaded by a bunch of shambling bodies in search of brains. No, I’m not referring to zombies. Whatever gave you that idea? My daughter’s holding a swim party today for members of the High School theatre tech crew. Of course, if zombies did attack here, I’m not sure we would know the difference. Do they eat hot dogs?