Boy, some folks are gullible:
- No, I’m not shaving my beard. My wife would kill me.
- No, A-B InBev isn’t losing a factory to foreclosure. However, they are having a furniture clearance sale.
- No, if you get laid off you still have to return that Porn DVD. You can, however, keep your GM car for a few extra months.
Alas, all of the other stories were true. There will be a musical about Herbert Hoover that isn’t “Annie”. April is National Grilled Cheese month. A company in Japan is introducing loinclothes for women… and the Presidio will soon be home to a Walt Disney Museum.
