Birthday Wishes for venedotia

OK, Folks, you know the drill. Allright everyone, let’s gather in front of our large, 13″, Black and White TV set, and watch as a tall, lanky man in a khaki uniform strides out, introduces himself as Sheriff John, and says:

Kids, I was unsure what to sing for Ms. venedotia, for when she filled out the poll, she said “None of the Above”, but didn’t give an alternative. So, I thought and I thought. I got out my googly-glasses (I borrowed them from Hobo Kelly) and looked for a Goth Birthday Song. Guess what? There was a classic Goth group called “The Birthday Massacre“, and they sang the following song.”

He pulls out his accordion, and attempts to play along to the following:

I think my friend said, “I hear footsteps.” I wore my black and white dress to the birthday massacre, birthday massacre, birthday I wore my black and white dress I think my friend said, “Stick it in the back of her head.” I think my friend said, “Two of them are sisters.” “I’m a murder tramp, birthday boy”, I think I said “I’m gonna bash them in, bash them in”, I think he said

Then we wished them all a happy birthday We kissed them all goodnight. Now he chases me to my room, chases me to my room, chases me In my black and red dress I think my friend said, “Don’t forget the video.” I think my friend said, ” Don’t forget to smile.” “You’re a murder tramp, murder tramp”, I think he said “You’re a murder boy, birthday boy”, I think I said

The Sheriff than says, “I probably mangled that pretty well, after all, black and khaki don’t mix too well. But here on our Lunch Brigade, we know what to sing for birthdays. So, boys and girls. He then starts singing the Birthday Cake Polka for venedotia:

Put another candle on my birthday cake We’re gonna bake a birthday cake Put another candle on my birthday cake I’m another year old today I’m gonna have a party with my birthday cake Come on and take some birthday cake Put another candle on my birthday cake I’m another year old today

We’ll have some pie and sandwiches And chocolate ice cream too We’ll sing and play the day away And one more thing I’m gonna do I’ll blow out the candles on my birthday cake And when I do, a wish I’ll make Put another candle on my birthday cake I’m another year old today Happy Birthday to You You’re another year old today.

[Yes, it’s here. The 3rd Annual Birthday Poll. So, if you want to make sure that the Sheriff sings the song you want, please fill out the poll. I’ll note the new poll will be out in February, so feel free to suggest new songs as well. Oh, and if you want the birdie to be able to inform the Sheriff about your birthday, you need to make sure your birth month and day is in your profile, and it is visible to your friends]