OK, Folks, you know the drill. Allright everyone, let’s gather in front of our large, 13″, Black and White TV set, and watch as a tall, lanky man in a khaki uniform strides out, introduces himself as Sheriff John, and pulls out his accordion, and says, “Yesterday was the birthday of Ms. smoochie. Alas, I didn’t receive the postcard that was her birthday until this morning, after which I confirmed it by looking back at 2006 posts. Remember, kids, I can only sing you a song if you have your birthday (month and day) in your LJ profile.” He then starts singing the Birthday Cake Polka for Ms. smoochie:
Put another candle on my birthday cake We’re gonna bake a birthday cake Put another candle on my birthday cake I’m another year old today I’m gonna have a party with my birthday cake |
We’ll have some pie and sandwiches And chocolate ice cream too We’ll sing and play the day away And one more thing I’m gonna do I’ll blow out the candles on my birthday cake Happy Birthday to You |
[Yes, it’s here. The 3rd Annual Birthday Poll. So, if you want to make sure that the Sheriff sings the song you want, please fill out the poll.]