OK, Folks, you know the drill. Allright everyone, let’s gather in front of our large, 13″, Black and White TV set, and watch as a tall, lanky man in a khaki uniform walks out and introduces himself as Sheriff John, and says, “Today we’re celebrating the unbirthday of the delightful satyrlovesong.” He clears his throat, and starts singing:
| A very merry unbirthday To me To who? To me Oh, you A very merry unbirthday Let’s all congrulate us with another cup of tea |
Now statistics prove Prove that you’ve one birthday Imagine just one birthday every year Ah, but there are 364 unbirthdays Preciselywhy we’re gathered here to cheer A very merry unbirthday |
[Yes, it’s here. The 3rd Annual Birthday Poll. So, if you want to make sure that the Sheriff sings the song you want, please fill out the poll.]
