Birthday Wishes for kuni_izumi

OK, Folks, you know the drill. Allright everyone, let’s gather in front of our large, 13″, Black and White TV set, and watch as a tall, lanky man in a khaki uniform strides out, introduces himself as Sheriff John, and pulls out his accordion, and then starts singing the Birthday Cake Polka for kuni_izumi:

Put another candle on your (gluten-free) birthday cake
We’re gonna bake a (gluten-free) birthday cake
Put another candle on your (gluten-free) birthday cake
You’re another year old today

We’re gonna have a party with your (gluten-free) birthday cake
Come on and take some (gluten-free) birthday cake
Put another candle on your (gluten-free) birthday cake
You’re another year old today

    We’ll have some (gluten-free) pie and sandwiches
and chocolate ice cream too
We’ll sing and play the day away
and one more thing you’re going to do

You’ll blow out the candles on your (gluten-free) birthday cake
and when you do, a wish you’ll make
Put another candle on your (gluten-free) birthday cake
You’re another year old today

Happy birthday to you
You’re another year old today.

The Sheriff then says, “Kuni, since you’re such a special person (and because I couldn’t resist), you get a second song. Of course, you really need to go to the poll and pick your favorite”. He picks up his accordian again, and starts to sing:

A very merry unbirthday
To me
To who?
To me
Oh, you

A very merry unbirthday
To you
Who, me?
To you
Oh, me

Let’s all congrulate us with another cup of tea
A very merry unbirthday to you

      Now statistics prove
Prove that you’ve one birthday
Imagine just one birthday every year
Ah, but there are 364 unbirthdays
Preciselywhy we’re gathered here to cheer

A very merry unbirthday
To me?
To you
A very merry unbirthday
For me?
For you
Now blow the candle out, my dear
And make your wish come true
A very merry unbirthday to you

[Yes, it’s here. The 3rd Annual Birthday Poll. So, if you want to make sure that the Sheriff sings the song you want, please fill out the poll.]

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