OK, Folks, you know the drill. Allright everyone, let’s gather in front of our large, 13″, Black and White TV set, and watch as a tall, lanky man in a khaki uniform strides out, introduces himself as Sheriff John, and pulls out his accordion, and then starts singing the Birthday Cake Polka for kuni_izumi:
| Put another candle on your (gluten-free) birthday cake We’re gonna bake a (gluten-free) birthday cake Put another candle on your (gluten-free) birthday cake You’re another year old today We’re gonna have a party with your (gluten-free) birthday cake |
We’ll have some (gluten-free) pie and sandwiches and chocolate ice cream too We’ll sing and play the day away and one more thing you’re going to do You’ll blow out the candles on your (gluten-free) birthday cake Happy birthday to you |
The Sheriff then says, “Kuni, since you’re such a special person (and because I couldn’t resist), you get a second song. Of course, you really need to go to the poll and pick your favorite”. He picks up his accordian again, and starts to sing:
| A very merry unbirthday To me To who? To me Oh, you A very merry unbirthday Let’s all congrulate us with another cup of tea |
Now statistics prove Prove that you’ve one birthday Imagine just one birthday every year Ah, but there are 364 unbirthdays Preciselywhy we’re gathered here to cheer A very merry unbirthday |
[Yes, it’s here. The 3rd Annual Birthday Poll. So, if you want to make sure that the Sheriff sings the song you want, please fill out the poll.]
