I felt that reposting the following song from Dirty Rotten Scoundels was appropos today, in honor of tonight’s State of the Union address:
|Dress up a monkey in Armani,
He may seem precocious and cute.
Despite all that primpin’,
You still got a chimp in
Teach him the second Verse of “Swanee”
Shprizt him ’til wet
Dampen him well
|Take him to see Don Giovanni,
Show him Cezanne’s lovely fruit,
Teach him to cook from Escoffier’s book,
He’s still a gorilla en croute
You still got a chimp in a suit.
So you’ve shaved off his fur,
Give him a dandy little topper,
And a cheap little hat!
Please remember, National Gorilla Suit Day is January 31st. Wear your gorilla suit proudly; if you can’t, wear a business suit and eat a lot of bananas.
Hmmm, I could swear I’ve heard something like that before….