I felt that reposting the following song from Dirty Rotten Scoundels was appropos today, in honor of tonight’s State of the Union address:
Dress up a monkey in Armani, He may seem precocious and cute. Despite all that primpin’, You still got a chimp in a suit. Teach him the second Verse of “Swanee” Shprizt him ’til wet Dampen him well |
Take him to see Don Giovanni, Show him Cezanne’s lovely fruit, Teach him to cook from Escoffier’s book, He’s still a gorilla en croute You still got a chimp in a suit. So you’ve shaved off his fur, Give him a dandy little topper, And a cheap little hat! |
Please remember, National Gorilla Suit Day is January 31st. Wear your gorilla suit proudly; if you can’t, wear a business suit and eat a lot of bananas.
Hmmm, I could swear I’ve heard something like that before….