So We Don’t Have To Keelhaul Her After All

[The credit for this goes to me mate, countfroggy]
Mates, what be a pirate’s favorrrite carrrrr?
The Toyota Yarrrrrus, of course.

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Thank’s to some clever tinking from the ol’ captain here, we’re not going to have to keelhaul the lass ellipticcurve. Aye, when ellipticcurve was sick last week, I loaner her my laptop. O’er the weekend, she spilled a little grog on it (all that piratical partying, me t’inks) and left some keys sticky. Me thought I might have t’ get a new barnacle box, as that one was out o’ warranty, but I was able t’ use a bit o’ ribbon as keyboard floss, and usin’ alcohol, a little water, and some silicon sport shield, was able t’ destick the keys. And thus ellipticcurve gets to remain a part of me crew, which ’tis a good thing, for not only is she a comely lass, but she has a good head on those shoulder. Yarrrrr….
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Did any of you mates watch “Wench Swap” on ABC last night. Some of the other captains had raised flags about it, in fact, Mad Sally (the wench of Ol’ Chumbucket, the founder of TLAP) wrote about it before it happened. No one of me mates, however, has said they watched it. Well, I did. Quite a good program, lads. Each of the lasses seems to have learned a little from the other, and it ’twas an entertaining hour.
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Mates, you gotta love LJ. The deck swabbers changed the userinfo icon (among other things) to a thing of piratical beauty. And they even dressed up that scurvy ol’ goat frank on the homepage. As for the unhappy ninja landlubbers…. those blokes need more grog. Yarrrrrr.
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Well, me grog is ready to drink, so it’s off to go pillage… fare well, mates.

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