Are you ready kids? (Aye, aye, captain)
I can’t hear you (Aye, aye, captain)
Ohhhhhhh…….
He’s Jewish and Kosher and a real-mensch is he!
Insert the name here
If Judaic nonsense is something you wish
Insert the name here
Then call up your mom and send her a knish
Insert the name here
[Credit goes to NSS&F and The Karate Kid for completing the song.]
