OK, Folks, you know the drill. Allright everyone, let’s gather in front of our large, 13″, Black and White TV set, and watch as a tall, lanky man in a khaki uniform strides out, introduces himself as Sheriff John, and, but wait… he’s wearing sunglasses, and swaying back and forth. He pulls out his 88-key accordion, and says, “This one’s for you, smoochie“. He starts singing…
Tag: birthdays-2010
A Birthday Song for kaottic97
OK, Folks, you know the drill. Allright everyone, let’s gather in front of our large, 13″, Black and White TV set, and watch as a tall, lanky man in a khaki uniform, with a black patch over one eye and a parrot on his shoulder, strides out, introduces himself as Sheriff John, and pulls out his accordion, and says: “Aye, Me Harties. Let’s join togetherrrrrrr in the following shanty for kaottic97, sung to the pirate classic “Blow the Man Down”, with lyrics by Heather Alexander.”
| You say it’s your birthday, well, tell me who cares. Yo-ho, so it’s your birthday. We’ll tie up your feet, make you walk down the stairs. Yo-ho, so it’s your birthday. A cake with the candles all over the place. Yo-ho, Yo-ho, Yo-ho, so it’s your birthday. |
You’ll get lots of presents, tied up in a sack. Yo-ho, so it’s your birthday. And when you unwrap them, we’ll take them all back. Yo-ho, so it’s your birthday. But we love you; so don’t get us wrong. Yo-ho, Yo-ho, Yo-ho, so it’s your birthday. |
A Birthday Song for graemeperrow
OK, Folks, you know the drill. Allright everyone, let’s gather in front of our large, 13″, Black and White TV set, and watch as a tall, lanky man in a khaki uniform strides out, introduces himself as Sheriff John, and pulls out his accordion, and then starts singing the Birthday Cake Polka for graemeperrow:
| Put another candle on my birthday cake We’re gonna bake a birthday cake Put another candle on my birthday cake I’m another year old today I’m gonna have a party with my birthday cake |
We’ll have some pie and sandwiches And chocolate ice cream too We’ll sing and play the day away And one more thing I’m gonna do I’ll blow out the candles on my birthday cake Happy Birthday to You |
A Birthday Song for ailurodragon
OK, Folks, you know the drill. Allright everyone, let’s gather in front of our large, 13″, Black and White TV set, and watch as a tall, lanky man in a khaki uniform strides out, introduces himself as Sheriff John, strums his guitar, and says: “This is for ailurodragon“:
This is your birthday song, it isn’t very long
A Birthday Song for miss_mimsy
OK, Folks, you know the drill. Allright everyone, let’s gather in front of our large, 13″, Black and White TV set, and watch as a tall, lanky man in a khaki uniform strides out, introduces himself as Sheriff John, and says: OK, Lunch Brigaders, today we have a special song going out to miss_mimsy in honor of her special day. He pulls out his guitar, slicks back his hair in the manner of They Might Be Giants, and starts singing:
| You’re older than you’ve ever been And now you’re even older And now you’re even older And now you’re even older You’re older than you’ve ever been And now you’re even older And now you’re older still Time is marching on |
This day will soon be at an end And now it’s even sooner And now it’s even sooner And now it’s even sooner This day will soon be at an end And now it’s even sooner And now it’s sooner still You’re older than you’ve ever been |
A Birthday Song for lyahdan
OK, Folks, you know the drill. Allright everyone, let’s gather in front of our large, 13″, Black and White TV set, and watch as a tall, lanky man in a khaki uniform strides out, introduces himself as Sheriff John, and pulls out his accordion, and then starts singing the Birthday Cake Polka for lyahdan:
| Put another candle on my birthday cake We’re gonna bake a birthday cake Put another candle on my birthday cake I’m another year old today I’m gonna have a party with my birthday cake |
We’ll have some pie and sandwiches And chocolate ice cream too We’ll sing and play the day away And one more thing I’m gonna do I’ll blow out the candles on my birthday cake Happy Birthday to You |
Birthday Wishes for ef2p
OK, Folks, you know the drill. Allright everyone, let’s gather in front of our large, 13″, Black and White TV set, and watch as a tall, lanky man in a khaki uniform strides out, introduces himself as Sheriff John, and pulls out his accordion, and then starts singing the Birthday Cake Polka for ef2p:
| Put another candle on my birthday cake We’re gonna bake a birthday cake Put another candle on my birthday cake I’m another year old today I’m gonna have a party with my birthday cake |
We’ll have some pie and sandwiches And chocolate ice cream too We’ll sing and play the day away And one more thing I’m gonna do I’ll blow out the candles on my birthday cake Happy Birthday to You |
Special Birthday Wishes for gf_guruilla
OK, Folks, it’s that time again. Let’s all gather in front of our large, 13″, Black and White TV set, and watch as a tall, lanky man in a khaki uniform strides out, introduces himself as Sheriff John, and says:
Today, we are acknowledging a very special birthday for cahwyguy‘s sweetie, gf_guruilla. So feel free to join me (by adding your comments) as we sing this special version of the Birthday Cake Polka for gf_guruilla. We’ve baked a special cake for this show, as well.
| Put another candle on your (gluten-free) birthday cake We’re gonna bake a (gluten-free) birthday cake Put another candle on your (gluten-free) birthday cake You’re another year old today We’re gonna have a party with your (gluten-free) birthday cake |
We’ll have some (gluten-free) pie and sandwiches and chocolate ice cream too We’ll sing and play the day away and one more thing you’re going to do You’ll blow out the candles on your (gluten-free) birthday cake Happy birthday to you |