Tag: birthdays-2009

Reminder: The 5th Annual Birthday Song Poll has just been posted. Please remember to select your song.

OK, Folks, you know the drill. Allright everyone, let’s gather in front of our large, 13″, Black and White TV set, and watch as a tall, lanky man in a khaki uniform strides out, introduces himself as Sheriff John, and pulls out his accordion, and then starts singing the Birthday Cake Polka for deedeebythebay:

Put another candle on my birthday cake We’re gonna bake a birthday cake Put another candle on my birthday cake I’m another year old today I’m gonna have a party with my birthday cake Come on and take some birthday cake Put another candle on my birthday cake I’m another year old today

We’ll have some pie and sandwiches And chocolate ice cream too We’ll sing and play the day away And one more thing I’m gonna do I’ll blow out the candles on my birthday cake And when I do, a wish I’ll make Put another candle on my birthday cake I’m another year old today Happy Birthday to You You’re another year old today.

[Yes, it’s here. The 5th Annual Birthday Song Poll. So, if you want to make sure that the Sheriff sings the song you want, please fill out the poll. Note that if you want the birdie to be able to inform the Sheriff about your birthday, you need to make sure your birth month and day is in your profile, and it is visible to your friends]

Reminder: The 5th Annual Birthday Song Poll has just been posted. Please remember to select your song.

OK, Folks, you know the drill. Allright everyone, let’s gather in front of our large, 13″, Black and White TV set, and watch as a tall, lanky man in a bright green silk uniform (with antique military buttons) strides out, introduces himself as Sheriff John, puts on a pair of oval wire-rim glasses, picks up an electric guitar, and starts singing Birthday for stuck_in_ma:

You say it’s your birthday It’s my birthday too–yeah They say it’s your birthday We’re gonna have a good time I’m glad it’s your birthday Happy birthday to you. Yes we’re going to a party party Yes we’re going to a party party Yes we’re going to a party party.

I would like you to dance–Birthday Take a cha-cha-cha-chance-Birthday I would like you to dance–Birthday Dance I would like you to dance–Birthday Take a cha-cha-cha-chance-Birthday I would like you to dance–Birthday You say it’s your birthday Well it’s my birthday too–yeah You say it’s your birthday We’re gonna have a good time I’m glad it’s your birthday Happy birthday to you.

[Yes, it’s here. The 5th Annual Birthday Song Poll. So, if you want to make sure that the Sheriff sings the song you want, please fill out the poll. Note that if you want the birdie to be able to inform the Sheriff about your birthday, you need to make sure your birth month and day is in your profile, and it is visible to your friends]

Reminder: The 5th Annual Birthday Song Poll has just been posted. Please remember to select your song.

OK, Folks, you know the drill. Let’s gather in front of our large, 13″, Black and White TV set, and watch as a tall, lanky man in a khaki uniform, wearing a Viking hat (horns and all), strides out, introduces himself as Sheriff John, and says:

I know you’re wondering what happened to my sharp lawman’s cowboy hat. We’ll, in honor of today’s song, I’ve decided to wear a different hat. I’ve also asked the Volga Boatmen to accompany me on this song. This is going out to you, sethcohen.

He then clears his throat, takes out his guitar, plucks an “A” note, and then starts singing:

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Reminder: The 5th Annual Birthday Song Poll has just been posted. Please remember to select your song.

OK, Folks, you know the drill. Let’s gather in front of our large, 13″, Black and White TV set, and watch as a tall, lanky man in a khaki uniform, wearing a Viking hat (horns and all), strides out, introduces himself as Sheriff John, and says:

I know you’re wondering what happened to my sharp lawman’s cowboy hat. We’ll, in honor of today’s song, I’ve decided to wear a different hat. I’ve also asked the Volga Boatmen to accompany me on this song. This is going out to you, spunkylizard.

He then clears his throat, takes out his guitar, plucks an “A” note, and then starts singing:

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OK, Folks, you know the drill. Allright everyone, let’s gather in front of our large, 13″, Black and White TV set, and watch as a tall, lanky man in a bright green silk uniform (with antique military buttons) strides out, introduces himself as Sheriff John, puts on a pair of oval wire-rim glasses, picks up an electric guitar, and starts singing Birthday for dimensionm:

You say it’s your birthday It’s my birthday too–yeah They say it’s your birthday We’re gonna have a good time I’m glad it’s your birthday Happy birthday to you. Yes we’re going to a party party Yes we’re going to a party party Yes we’re going to a party party.

I would like you to dance–Birthday Take a cha-cha-cha-chance-Birthday I would like you to dance–Birthday Dance I would like you to dance–Birthday Take a cha-cha-cha-chance-Birthday I would like you to dance–Birthday You say it’s your birthday Well it’s my birthday too–yeah You say it’s your birthday We’re gonna have a good time I’m glad it’s your birthday Happy birthday to you.

[Watch this space! This weekend I’ll be posting the 5th Annual Birthday Poll. But you can still make an entry in the 4th Annual Birthday Poll if you want. So, if you want to make sure that the Sheriff sings the song you want, please fill out the poll. I’ll note the new poll will be out in February, so feel free to suggest new songs as well. Oh, and if you want the birdie to be able to inform the Sheriff about your birthday, you need to make sure your birth month and day is in your profile, and it is visible to your friends]

OK, Folks, you know the drill. Allright everyone, let’s gather in front of our large, 13″, Black and White TV set, and watch as a tall, lanky man in a khaki uniform strides out and introduces himself as Sheriff John. He then pulls out his electric guitar, and says, “Happy Birthday, shutterbug93! This song, from the musical tick… tick… Boom!, is for you”. He then sings:

Stop the clock Take time out Time to regroup Before you lose the bout Face the thrill Back it up Time to refocus Before they lap it up Years are getting shorter The lines on your face are getting longer Feel like you’re treading water But the riptide’s getting stronger Don’t panic, don’t jump ship Can’t fight it, like taxes At least it happens Only once in your life They’re singing, “Happy Birthday” You just wanna lay down and cry Not just another birthday, it’s 30/90 Why can’t you stay 29 Hell, you still feel like you’re 22 Turn 30 in 1990 Bang! You’re dead. What can you do? What can you do? What can you do? Clear the runway Make another pass Try one more hook Before you’re out of gas Friends are getting fatter Hairs on you head are getting thinner Feel like a clean up batter On a team that ain’t a winner Don’t freak out, don’t strike out Can’t fight it, like City Hall At least you’re not alone Your friends are there too

They’re singing, “Happy Birthday” You just wish you could run away Who cares about a birthday? But 30/90, hey Can’t you be optimistic? You’re no longer eons of you Turn 30, 1990 Voom! You’re passe What can you do? Peter Pan and Tinkerbell Which way to Never Never Land? Emerald City’s gone to hell Since the wizard blew off his command On the streets you hear the voices Lost children, crocodiles But you’re not into Making choices, wicked witches, Poppy fields, or men behind the curtains, Tiger lilies, ruby slippers Clock is ticking, that’s for certain They’re singing, “Happy Birthday” I just wish it all were a dream It feels much more like doomsday What 30/90 seems I’m dying for a twister I don’t see a rainbow, do you? Turn 30 into 90 Look into my hands now What the ball has passed I want the spoils, but not too fast The world is falling It’s now or neverland Why can’t I stay till The forever end? 30/90. 30/90. 30/90. 30/90. 30/90. 30/90. What can I do? What can I do?

[Watch this space! This weekend I’ll be posting the 5th Annual Birthday Poll. But you can still make an entry in the 4th Annual Birthday Poll if you want. So, if you want to make sure that the Sheriff sings the song you want, please fill out the poll. I’ll note the new poll will be out in February, so feel free to suggest new songs as well. Oh, and if you want the birdie to be able to inform the Sheriff about your birthday, you need to make sure your birth month and day is in your profile, and it is visible to your friends]

OK, Folks, you know the drill. Allright everyone, let’s gather in front of our large, 13″, Black and White TV set, and watch as a tall, lanky man in a khaki uniform strides out, introduces himself as Sheriff John, and says: OK, Lunch Brigaders, today we have a special song going out to estherchaya in honor of her special day. He pulls out his guitar, slicks back his hair in the manner of They Might Be Giants, and starts singing:

You’re older than you’ve ever been And now you’re even older And now you’re even older And now you’re even older You’re older than you’ve ever been And now you’re even older And now you’re older still Time is marching on And time is still marching on

This day will soon be at an end And now it’s even sooner And now it’s even sooner And now it’s even sooner This day will soon be at an end And now it’s even sooner And now it’s sooner still You’re older than you’ve ever been And now you’re even older And now you’re even older And now you’re even older You’re older than you’ve ever been And now you’re even older And now you’re older still

[Yes, it’s here. The 4th Annual Birthday Poll. So, if you want to make sure that the Sheriff sings the song you want, please fill out the poll. I’ll note the new poll will be out in February, so feel free to suggest new songs as well. Oh, and if you want the birdie to be able to inform the Sheriff about your birthday, you need to make sure your birth month and day is in your profile, and it is visible to your friends]

OK, Folks, you know the drill. Allright everyone, let’s gather in front of our large, 13″, Black and White TV set, and watch as a tall, lanky man in a khaki uniform strides out, introduces himself as Sheriff John, and pulls out his accordion, and then starts singing the Birthday Cake Polka for countfroggy:

Put another candle on my birthday cake We’re gonna bake a birthday cake Put another candle on my birthday cake I’m another year old today I’m gonna have a party with my birthday cake Come on and take some birthday cake Put another candle on my birthday cake I’m another year old today

We’ll have some pie and sandwiches And chocolate ice cream too We’ll sing and play the day away And one more thing I’m gonna do I’ll blow out the candles on my birthday cake And when I do, a wish I’ll make Put another candle on my birthday cake I’m another year old today Happy Birthday to You You’re another year old today.

[Yes, it’s here. The 4th Annual Birthday Poll. So, if you want to make sure that the Sheriff sings the song you want, please fill out the poll. I’ll note the new poll will be out in February, so feel free to suggest new songs as well. Oh, and if you want the birdie to be able to inform the Sheriff about your birthday, you need to make sure your birth month and day is in your profile, and it is visible to your friends]