OK, Folks, you know the drill. Allright everyone, let’s gather in front of our large, 13″, Black and White TV set, and watch as a tall, lanky man in a khaki uniform strides out, introduces himself as Sheriff John, pulls out his accordion, and sings:
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Happy birthday to you.
Happy birthday to you.
Happy birthday, dear [assignment: name]
Happy birthday to you.
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I’d sing it again, but I’d have to pay a royalty to Time/Warner.
