OK, Folks, you know the drill. Allright everyone, let’s gather in front of our large, 13″, Black and White TV set, and watch as a tall, lanky man in a khaki uniform strides out and introduces himself as Sheriff John. He then pulls out his electric guitar, and says, “Happy Birthday, shutterbug93! This song, from the musical tick… tick… Boom!, is for you”. He then sings:
Stop the clock Take time out Time to regroup Before you lose the bout Face the thrill Back it up Time to refocus Before they lap it up Years are getting shorter They’re singing, “Happy Birthday” Clear the runway Don’t freak out, don’t strike out |
They’re singing, “Happy Birthday” You just wish you could run away Who cares about a birthday? But 30/90, hey Can’t you be optimistic? Peter Pan and Tinkerbell On the streets you hear the voices They’re singing, “Happy Birthday” I’m dying for a twister |
[Did you know you can pick which song the Sheriff sings for you on your birthday? It’s easy. Just visit the 6th Annual Birthday Poll on Livejournal (FB users: you can now log into LJ with your FB ID and vote in the poll!). Note that if you want the birdie to be able to inform the Sheriff about your birthday, you need to make sure your birth month and day is in your LJ or FB profile, and it is visible to your friends. Note that the Sheriff only sings a song if I know you personally or you’re a regular commenter. So don’t lurk! Note: The 7th Annual Poll is being posted on Tuesday!]